The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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