Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he was CRYING into my vagina
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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