covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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