Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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