My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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