I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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