Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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