when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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