My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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