I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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