i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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