Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
im on a boat
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