Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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