i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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