i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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