At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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