is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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