no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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