I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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