I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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