There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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