Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
