you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You were trust falling into bushes
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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