Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
