do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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