in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Randomize
