please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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