We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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