But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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