Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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