I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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