You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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