The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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