I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I think my fart just growled at me.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
