so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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