At least make sure they are 18
Why
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
