Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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