I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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