lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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