is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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