I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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