No, you can still breathe under the balls.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Then you guys just all showered together...?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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