Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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