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(931): View more from Tennessee

How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers

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(720): View more from Colorado

yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here

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(917): View more from New York City

I am lonely and I want to touch your beard

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(276): View more from Virginia

I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.

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