We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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