so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
he was CRYING into my vagina
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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