life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I need water and some morals
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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