she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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