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(310): View more from California

its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off

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(256): View more from Alabama

Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.

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(719): View more from Colorado

New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.

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(+61): View more from Australia

You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.

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(850): View more from Florida

Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it

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(631): View more from New York

the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality

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