hell yes lets make some ravioli
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Will exercising make me less horny?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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