All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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