ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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