I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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