it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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